Sophia is playing in her room with a friend. Of course Mommy has nothing better to do, but listen.
Christina {the Friend}: "Sophia, does your mom ever have a guy come over to fix the sink when the water won't go down"

Sophia: "no, my daddy's brother is a plumber, he fixes everything for free"

Christina: "Sophia, does he lay on top of your mommy"

Sophia: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! that's gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sophia: "why"

Christina: "Its a secret, Sophia, you can not tell anyone"

Sophia: "ok"

Christina: "I came home from school and I heard my mom in the bedroom, I opened the door and the plumber was on top of my mom, they were both nude. And my mom was screaming"

Sophia: "what does that mean, do you have a sink in bedroom, did you tell your dad"

Christina: "I can't, my mom told me that if I tell my dad, santa will not come to our house anymore"

Sophia: "well don't put alot of stuff in the sink and he won't be back"

Christina: "ok, but my mom told him to come back next week"

Sophia: "when my uncle comes over to fix our sink, i'll check to see if he takes all of his clothes off"

Christina: "ok"

Sophia: "maybe that's what plumbers do, my uncle is always telling my dad, he has a big pipe"

Christina: "do you want to play dolls"

Out of the mouths of babes!!!!!! Check off another house Sophia can't go to!!!!!